“NEVER AGAIN. SCENERY IS GRAND AND HUGE AND UP IN THE AIR AND DISTANT AND IMPERSONAL. I GOT BORED FAST, AND THE 109° HEAT DIDN'T HELP IN THE LEAST. […] INSIDE THE PARK WE ATE AT THE SIT DOWN RESTAURANT. SALMON CAKES WERE GOOD. THE TACO BAR INCREDIBLY BORING BUT MAY BE SUITED FOR KIDS.” - ZION
“I couldn't wait to get back to New York from this uncivilized wilderness. It's like a bigger version of Central Park, only with bears. There's no Starbucks for a hundred miles around. No streetside falafel stands (the park ranger said something about bears tragically ending the first experiment). They don't let you swim in the spa pools. You can't throw your trash onto the street like NYC. There's nowhere to get a pastrami on rye at 2AM. It's worse than Hoboken! My buddy scheduled us for a stay at the "Madison" campground, which I assumed was a sister property of the Madison Hotel across from Grand Central Station. Boy was I surprised! We had to sleep in tents (with no housekeeping service (!!!)) and rough it out in the open.” - YELLOWSTONE
“Utterly horrible place. No McDonalds on every corner, no casinos or pawn shops anywhere in sight. Trees block views and too many grey rocks. No concierge or valet parking. Just forget about this place…” -YOSEMITE
Hillairous! Here are the rest: https://theparksblog.org/home/2018/9/19/one-star-national-park-yelp-revews
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